"For those who like that sort of thing, this is the sort
of thing that they like."
Once upon a time, in a far-away land, there lived a girl. Her
name was Shawna
Sweeney. You worry and
wonder about the
fate of the girl, always asking questions like, "What price penumbras? Can you
provide accurate directions to Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania? Is it terrible to want
to wear women's undergarments?"
She responds in kind, her answers anomalous, "Yes. $1.50
per pound.
No." You sit back and consider her response slowly. Yes, it is a
truth.
Oh, and one more thing: If you'd like to get in touch with me,
send some e-mail to shawna@cosanostra.net. I will
get back with you as soon as humanly possible. Thank you. Have a
nice day.