There was a keg of Labatt's. Jello shots. Mixed drinks aplenty. And a good time was had by all.
The basement flooded and that was kind of a bummer, but it was pretty transparent to most of the party. Turns out that the main line backed up, the floor drains didn't work and there was a big crack in another pipe that allowed water to spray everywhere whenever the toilet got flushed.
I don't know if you've ever tried to get 50 people who have been drinking keg beer all night to stop using your bathroom, but it ain't pretty.
And that was it. You know there were more stories involved if there were hours upon hours of partying. But if you don't know them already, you're shit out of luck, brother.
(Your sad ass can look at pictures here, though, and dream of all the good times you missed.)