The New You

I didn't do jack shit today. I got up at 6 PM. Then this girl I went to high school with (that I hadn't talked to in five years!) called me out of the clear blue sky and I talked to her for a while. Then I ate an ice cream sandwich and talked to Rob.

We're going to look at this four bedroom apartment tomorrow. We're going to see if we can break our lease here at The Pines and move on to greener pastures. Shelby's got this damn dog that's not allowed to live here that she wants to keep. And she wants a room with a door. And Ruben wants to get out of his shithole apartment. So... If we all like the place and we can put the wheels in motion in the next month or two, that would be ideal. It would solve all the domestic space issues we have. Every. Last. One.

Also, I have added to one of my previous entries. You can look at it here. It's my list of the funniest things I've ever heard anyone say, and I had to amend it because someone said, "Jesus got dibs on that 'tang."

That had better be the funniest thing you've read all day, or you're going to get it, mister.