Tractor

Today I drove a tractor for the first time in my life.

I've ridden on them before, but never driven.

I was pretty okay, too, until Shelby put the thing in 5th gear and I almost crashed into a fence.

There are a few things in the world that you never want to see: One is an out of control tractor.

The second is a cow with herpes, but that's a whole other story.