This morning, we were driving across town and this cute blonde in a Camaro kept weaving in and out of traffic. She was cutting people off and generally abusing her driving privelege. I hate people like this. They're the type that think that they can get where they're going about 30 times faster if they can just get two carlengths in front of you. This includes traffic jams, construction and rush hour.
Anyhow, she finally made it out in front of the pack and floored it off into the distance. But the best part was yet to come: As she floored it, a cop was just emerging from a convenience store that was directly in her flight path. He threw himself into the car, turned his lights on and raced after her.
He pulled her over and as we moved by them, we saw her looking rather sadly down at her steering wheel.
Instant karma's gonna get you. It's gonna smack you right in the head.