We Now Interrupt This Program To Bring You Shelby Wyrostek

Shelby's been my best friend for longer than my conscious memory goes back. Or, since approximately 1988. We are akin to an old married couple in our interactions. We've been roommates since 1998. We have a sweet domestic set-up. We love each other. We have more dirt on each other than can be contained in a Bible-sized text.

Shelby's favorite activities include frolicking naked in rock gardens in Japan, playing the accordian, and hanging out with horses. I'm not sure what this whole horse thing is about, but you can find out more by visiting Shelby's home page.

Please feel free to send me any amusing anecdotes or quotations that Shelby has given you. They will be catalogued in THE VAULT, and used against her at a later date. But only used for good, as my only purpose in life is to make her happy. I hope that's her only purpose, too, or I'm really getting fucked over.